Herdmens Code
Herdmens Code (lånad från http://blogg.passagen.se/ostergrytinge )
The cow is queen, so don't forget,
Don't curse or swear or make her fret,
Talk quietly and treat her well
Your profits then are sure to swell.
Don't raise your voice, don't move too quick,
Don't make her run, don't use that stick.
Then with quiet confidence instilled
You'll see your bulk tank better filled.
And if, perchance, Kate kicks your arm,
Don't kick her back, she meant no harm.
Just pat her gently, calm her fear,
And softly say "I love you dear"
And when she dungs all o'er the floor,
Just wash it down and through the door.
Don't stamp your feet and throw abuse,
Perhaps she's ill and skitting loose?
And as you walk amongst your herd
Remember, stop and have a word
With Jessie, Flo and Snowy too.
It's not so much to ask of you.
Always bear these words in mind
As you improve, your'e sure to find
Your cows will lie content, and so
Abundantly the milk will flow 
Kanon fin! =)
